a:4:{s:8:"template";s:16117:"<!DOCTYPE html>
<html class="no-js" lang="en-US">
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8"/>
<meta content="width=device-width" name="viewport"/>
<link href="http://gmpg.org/xfn/11" rel="profile"/>

<title>{{ keyword }}</title>

<style id="twentyfifteen-style-css" media="all" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css">

html, body, div, span, h2, p, a, ul, li, form, label {
	border: 0;
	font-family: inherit;
	font-size: 100%;
	font-style: inherit;
	font-weight: inherit;
	margin: 0;
	outline: 0;
	padding: 0;
	vertical-align: baseline;
}

html {
	-webkit-box-sizing: border-box;
	-moz-box-sizing: border-box;
	box-sizing: border-box;
	font-size: 62.5%;
	overflow-y: scroll;
	-webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;
	-ms-text-size-adjust: 100%;
}

*,
*:before,
*:after {
	-webkit-box-sizing: inherit;
	-moz-box-sizing: inherit;
	box-sizing: inherit;
}

body {
	background: #f1f1f1;
}

aside,
footer,
header {
	display: block;
}

ul {
	list-style: none;
}

a:focus {
	outline: 2px solid #c1c1c1;
	outline: 2px solid rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.3);
}

a:hover,
a:active {
	outline: 0;
}


/**
 * 2.0 - Genericons
 */

.secondary-toggle:before {
	-moz-osx-font-smoothing: grayscale;
	-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;
	display: inline-block;
	font-family: "Genericons";
	font-size: 16px;
	font-style: normal;
	font-weight: normal;
	font-variant: normal;
	line-height: 1;
	speak: none;
	text-align: center;
	text-decoration: inherit;
	text-transform: none;
	vertical-align: top;
}


/**
 * 3.0 Typography
 */

body,
button,
input {
	color: #333;
	font-family: "Noto Serif", serif;
	font-size: 15px;
	font-size: 1.5rem;
	line-height: 1.6;
}

h2 {
	clear: both;
	font-weight: 700;
}

p {
	margin-bottom: 1.6em;
}


/**
 * 4.0 Elements
 */

ul {
	margin: 0 0 1.6em 1.3333em;
}

ul {
	list-style: disc;
}

/* Placeholder text color -- selectors need to be separate to work. */

::-webkit-input-placeholder {
	color: rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.7);
	font-family: "Noto Sans", sans-serif;
}

:-moz-placeholder {
	color: rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.7);
	font-family: "Noto Sans", sans-serif;
}

::-moz-placeholder {
	color: rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.7);
	font-family: "Noto Sans", sans-serif;
	opacity: 1; /* Since FF19 lowers the opacity of the placeholder by default */
}

:-ms-input-placeholder {
	color: rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.7);
	font-family: "Noto Sans", sans-serif;
}


/**
 * 5.0 Forms
 */

button,
input {
	background-color: #f7f7f7;
	border-radius: 0;
	font-size: 16px;
	font-size: 1.6rem;
	line-height: 1.5;
	margin: 0;
	max-width: 100%;
	vertical-align: baseline;
}

button,
input {
	-webkit-hyphens: none;
	-moz-hyphens: none;
	-ms-hyphens: none;
	hyphens: none;
	line-height: normal;
}

input {
	background-image: -webkit-linear-gradient(rgba(255, 255, 255, 0), rgba(255, 255, 255, 0)); /* Removing the inner shadow on iOS inputs */
	border: 1px solid #eaeaea;
	border: 1px solid rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.1);
	color: #707070;
	color: rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.7);
}

input:focus {
	background-color: #fff;
	border: 1px solid #c1c1c1;
	border: 1px solid rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.3);
	color: #333;
}

input:focus {
	outline: 2px solid #c1c1c1;
	outline: 2px solid rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.3);
}

button,
input[type="submit"] {
	-webkit-appearance: button;
	background-color: #333;
	border: 0;
	color: #fff;
	cursor: pointer;
	font-family: "Noto Sans", sans-serif;
	font-size: 12px;
	font-size: 1.2rem;
	font-weight: 700;
	padding: 0.7917em 1.5em;
	text-transform: uppercase;
}

button:hover,
input[type="submit"]:hover,
button:focus,
input[type="submit"]:focus {
	background-color: #707070;
	background-color: rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.7);
	outline: 0;
}

input[type="search"] {
	-webkit-appearance: textfield;
}

input[type="search"]::-webkit-search-cancel-button,
input[type="search"]::-webkit-search-decoration {
	-webkit-appearance: none;
}

button::-moz-focus-inner,
input::-moz-focus-inner {
	border: 0;
	padding: 0;
}

input[type="search"] {
	padding: 0.375em;
	width: 100%;
}

input[type="search"]:focus {
	outline: 0;
}

.search-form input[type="submit"],
.widget .search-form input[type="submit"] {
	padding: 0;
}


/**
 * 6.0 Navigations
 */


/**
 * 6.1 Links
 */

a {
	color: #333;
	text-decoration: none;
}

a:hover,
a:focus {
	color: #707070;
	color: rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.7);
}


/**
 * 6.2 Menus
 */

.secondary-toggle {
	background-color: transparent;
	border: 1px solid #eaeaea;
	border: 1px solid rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.1);
	height: 42px;
	overflow: hidden;
	padding: 0;
	position: absolute;
	top: 50%;
	right: 0;
	text-align: center;
	-webkit-transform: translateY(-50%);
	-ms-transform: translateY(-50%);
	transform: translateY(-50%);
	width: 42px;
}

.secondary-toggle:before {
	color: #333;
	content: "\f419";
	line-height: 40px;
	width: 40px;
}

.secondary-toggle:hover,
.secondary-toggle:focus {
	background-color: transparent;
	border: 1px solid #c1c1c1;
	border: 1px solid rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.3);
	outline: 0;
}

/* reset screen-reader-text */


/**
 * 7.0 Accessibility
 */

/* Text meant only for screen readers */
.screen-reader-text {
	clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);
	height: 1px;
	overflow: hidden;
	position: absolute !important;
	width: 1px;
}

/* must have higher specificity than alternative color schemes inline styles */
.site .skip-link {
	background-color: #f1f1f1;
	box-shadow: 0 0 1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2);
	color: #21759b;
	display: block;
	font: bold 14px/normal "Noto Sans", sans-serif;
	left: -9999em;
	outline: none;
	padding: 15px 23px 14px;
	text-decoration: none;
	text-transform: none;
	top: -9999em;
}

.site .skip-link:focus {
	clip: auto;
	height: auto;
	left: 6px;
	top: 7px;
	width: auto;
	z-index: 100000;
}


/**
 * 8.0 Alignments
 */


/**
 * 9.0 Clearings
 */

.site:before,
.site:after,
.site-content:before,
.site-content:after {
	content: "";
	display: table;
}

.site:after,
.site-content:after {
	clear: both;
}


/**
 * 10.0 Header
 */

.site-header {
	background-color: #fff;
	border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.1);
	padding: 7.6923%;
}

.site-branding {
	min-height: 2em;
	padding-right: 60px;
	position: relative;
}

.site-title {
	font-family: "Noto Sans", sans-serif;
	font-size: 22px;
	font-size: 2.2rem;
	font-weight: 700;
	line-height: 1.3636;
	margin-bottom: 0;
}


/**
 * 11.0 Widgets
 */

.widget {
	color: #707070;
	color: rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.7);
	-webkit-hyphens: auto;
	-moz-hyphens: auto;
	-ms-hyphens: auto;
	hyphens: auto;
	margin: 0 auto 9.09090%;
	width: 100%;
	word-wrap: break-word;
}

.widget input {
	font-size: 16px;
	font-size: 1.6rem;
	line-height: 1.5;
}

.widget input {
	line-height: normal;
}

.widget input[type="submit"] {
	font-size: 12px;
	font-size: 1.2rem;
	padding: 0.7917em 1.5833em;
}

.widget input[type="search"] {
	padding: 0.375em;
}

.widget-title {
	color: #333;
	font-family: "Noto Sans", sans-serif;
	margin: 0 0 1.6em;
	letter-spacing: 0.04em;
	text-transform: uppercase;
}

.widget > :last-child {
	margin-bottom: 0;
}

.widget_categories a {
	border: 0;
}

.widget_categories ul {
	list-style: none;
	margin: 0;
}

.widget_categories li {
	border-top: 1px solid #eaeaea;
	border-top: 1px solid rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.1);
	padding: 0.7667em 0;
}

.widget_categories li:first-child {
	border-top: 0;
	padding-top: 0;
}

.widget_categories li:last-child {
	padding-bottom: 0;
}


/**
 * 12.0 Content
 */

.secondary {
	background-color: #fff;
	display: none;
	padding: 0 7.6923%;
}

.widget-area {
	margin: 9.09090% auto 0;
}

.site-footer {
	background-color: #fff;
	border-top: 1px solid rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.1);
	padding: 3.84615% 7.6923%;
}


@-ms-viewport {
	width: device-width;
}

@viewport {
	width: device-width;
}

/**
 * 16.1 Mobile Large 620px
 */

@media screen and (min-width: 38.75em) {
	ul {
		margin-left: 0;
	}

	.site-branding {
		min-height: 3.2em;
	}

	.site-title {
		font-size: 22px;
		font-size: 2.2rem;
		line-height: 1.0909;
	}

	.secondary {
		box-shadow: 0 0 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.15);
		margin: 7.6923% 7.6923% 0;
		padding: 7.6923% 7.6923% 0;
	}

	.widget-area {
		margin-top: 0;
	}

	.widget {
		margin-bottom: 11.1111%;
	}

	.site-footer {
		border-top: 0;
		box-shadow: 0 0 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.15);
		margin: 0 7.6923%;
		padding: 3.84615% 7.6923%;
	}

	/* restore screen-reader-text */
}


/**
 * 16.2 Tablet Small 740px
 */

@media screen and (min-width: 46.25em) {
	body,
	button,
	input {
		font-size: 17px;
		font-size: 1.7rem;
		line-height: 1.6471;
	}

	button,
	input {
		line-height: normal;
	}

	p,
	ul {
		margin-bottom: 1.6471em;
	}

	button,
	input[type="submit"] {
		font-size: 14px;
		font-size: 1.4rem;
		padding: 0.8214em 1.6429em;
	}

	input[type="search"] {
		padding: 0.5em;
	}

	.secondary-toggle {
		height: 56px;
		width: 56px;
	}

	.secondary-toggle:before {
		line-height: 54px;
		width: 54px;
	}

	.site-branding {
		min-height: 3.7059em;
		padding-right: 66px;
	}

	.site-title {
		font-size: 29px;
		font-size: 2.9rem;
		line-height: 1.2069;
	}

	.widget {
		font-size: 14px;
		font-size: 1.4rem;
		line-height: 1.5;
	}

	.widget ul {
		margin-bottom: 1.5em;
	}

	.widget input {
		line-height: 1.75;
	}

	.widget input {
		line-height: normal;
	}

	.widget input[type="submit"] {
		font-size: 14px;
		font-size: 1.4rem;
		padding: 0.8214em 1.6429em;
	}

	.widget input[type="search"] {
		padding: 0.5625em;
	}

	.widget-title {
		margin: 0 0 1.5em;
	}

	.widget_categories li {
		padding: 0.9643em 0;
	}
}


/**
 * 16.3 Tablet Large 880px
 */

@media screen and (min-width: 55em) {
	body,
	button,
	input {
		font-size: 19px;
		font-size: 1.9rem;
		line-height: 1.6842;
	}

	button,
	input {
		line-height: normal;
	}

	p,
	ul {
		margin-bottom: 1.6842em;
	}

	button,
	input[type="submit"] {
		font-size: 16px;
		font-size: 1.6rem;
		padding: 0.8125em 1.625em;
	}

	input[type="search"] {
		padding: 0.5278em;
	}

	.secondary-toggle {
		height: 64px;
		width: 64px;
	}

	.secondary-toggle:before {
		line-height: 62px;
		width: 62px;
	}

	.site-branding {
		min-height: 3.7895em;
		padding-right: 74px;
	}

	.site-title {
		font-size: 32px;
		font-size: 3.2rem;
		line-height: 1.25;
	}

	.widget {
		font-size: 16px;
		font-size: 1.6rem;
	}

	.widget input {
		line-height: 1.5;
	}

	.widget input {
		line-height: normal;
	}

	.widget input[type="submit"] {
		font-size: 16px;
		font-size: 1.6rem;
		padding: 0.8125em 1.625em;
	}

	.widget input[type="search"] {
		padding: 0.75em;
	}

	.widget_categories li {
		padding: 0.7188em 0;
	}
}


/**
 * 16.4 Desktop Small 955px
 */

@media screen and (min-width: 59.6875em) {
	body:before {
		background-color: #fff;
		box-shadow: 0 0 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.15);
		content: "";
		display: block;
		height: 100%;
		min-height: 100%;
		position: fixed;
		top: 0;
		left: 0;
		width: 29.4118%;
		z-index: 0; /* Fixes flashing bug with scrolling on Safari */
	}

	.site {
		margin: 0 auto;
		max-width: 1403px;
	}

	.sidebar {
		float: left;
		margin-right: -100%;
		max-width: 413px;
		position: relative;
		width: 29.4118%;
	}

	.secondary {
		background-color: transparent;
		box-shadow: none;
		display: block;
		margin: 0;
		padding: 0;
	}

	.site-content {
		display: block;
		float: left;
		margin-left: 29.4118%;
		width: 70.5882%;
	}

	body {
		font-size: 15px;
		font-size: 1.5rem;
		line-height: 1.6;
	}

	p,
	ul {
		margin-bottom: 1.6em;
	}

	button,
	input {
		font-size: 16px;
		font-size: 1.6rem;
		line-height: 1.5;
	}

	button,
	input {
		line-height: normal;
	}

	button,
	input[type="submit"] {
		font-size: 12px;
		font-size: 1.2rem;
		padding: 0.7917em 1.5833em;
	}

	input[type="search"] {
		padding: 0.375em;
	}

	.secondary-toggle {
		display: none;
	}

	.site-header {
		background-color: transparent;
		border-bottom: 0;
		margin: 20% 0;
		padding: 0 20%;
	}

	.site-branding {
		min-height: 0;
		padding: 0;
	}

	.site-title {
		font-size: 22px;
		font-size: 2.2rem;
		line-height: 1.3636;
	}

	.widget {
		font-size: 12px;
		font-size: 1.2rem;
		margin: 0 0 20%;
		padding: 0 20%;
	}

	.widget input {
		font-size: 12px;
		font-size: 1.2rem;
	}

	.widget input[type="submit"] {
		font-size: 12px;
		font-size: 1.2rem;
		padding: 0.5417em 1.0833em;
	}

	.widget input[type="search"] {
		padding: 0.4583em;
	}

	.widget_categories li {
		padding: 0.4583em 0;
	}

	.site-footer {
		float: left;
		margin: 0 0 0 35.2941%;
		padding: 0;
		width: 58.8235%;
	}
}


/**
 * 16.5 Desktop Medium 1100px
 */

@media screen and (min-width: 68.75em) {
	body,
	button,
	input {
		font-size: 17px;
		font-size: 1.7rem;
		line-height: 1.6471;
	}

	button,
	input {
		line-height: normal;
	}

	p,
	ul {
		margin-bottom: 1.6471em;
	}

	button,
	input[type="submit"] {
		font-size: 14px;
		font-size: 1.4rem;
		padding: 0.8214em 1.5714em;
	}

	input[type="search"] {
		padding: 0.5em;
	}

	.site-title {
		font-size: 24px;
		font-size: 2.4rem;
		line-height: 1.1667;
	}

	.widget {
		font-size: 14px;
		font-size: 1.4rem;
	}

	.widget input {
		font-size: 14px;
		font-size: 1.4rem;
	}

	.widget input[type="submit"] {
		font-size: 12px;
		font-size: 1.2rem;
		padding: 0.75em 1.5em;
	}

	.widget input[type="search"] {
		padding: 0.5em;
	}

	.widget_categories li {
		padding: 0.4643em 0;
	}
}


/**
 * 16.6 Desktop Large 1240px
 */

@media screen and (min-width: 77.5em) {
	body,
	button,
	input {
		font-size: 19px;
		font-size: 1.9rem;
		line-height: 1.6842;
	}

	button,
	input {
		line-height: normal;
	}

	p,
	ul {
		margin-bottom: 1.6842em;
	}

	button,
	input[type="submit"] {
		font-size: 16px;
		font-size: 1.6rem;
		padding: 0.8125em 1.625em;
	}

	input[type="search"] {
		padding: 0.5278em;
	}

	.site-title {
		font-size: 27px;
		font-size: 2.7rem;
		line-height: 1.1852;
	}

	.widget {
		font-size: 16px;
		font-size: 1.6rem;
	}

	.widget input {
		font-size: 16px;
		font-size: 1.6rem;
	}

	.widget input[type="submit"] {
		font-size: 13px;
		font-size: 1.3rem;
		padding: 0.8462em 1.6923em;
	}

	.widget input[type="search"] {
		padding: 0.5em;
	}

	.widget_categories li {
		padding: 0.4688em 0;
	}
}


/**
 * 16.7 Desktop X-Large 1403px
 */

@media screen and (min-width: 87.6875em) {
	body:before {
		width: -webkit-calc(50% - 289px);
		width: calc(50% - 289px);
	}
}


/**
 * 17.0 Print
 */

@media print {
	body {
		background: none !important; /* Brute force since user agents all print differently. */
		font-size: 11.25pt;
	}

	.secondary-toggle,
	button,
	input {
		display: none;
	}

	.site-header,
	.site-footer {
		background: none !important; /* Make sure color schemes dont't affect to print */
	}

	body,
	label,
	a,
	.site-title a {
		color: #000 !important; /* Make sure color schemes don't affect to print */
	}

	.site-header,
	.site-footer {
		border-color: #eaeaea !important; /* Make sure color schemes don't affect to print */
	}

	.site {
		margin: 0 7.6923%;
	}

	.sidebar {
		position: relative !important; /* Make sure sticky sidebar doesn't affect to print */
	}

	.site-branding {
		padding: 0;
	}

	.site-header {
		padding: 7.6923% 0;
	}

	.site-footer {
		margin-top: 7.6923%;
		padding: 3.84615% 0;
	}
}


</style>

</head>
<body class="">
<div class="hfeed site" id="page">
<a class="skip-link screen-reader-text" href="#">Skip to content</a>
<div class="sidebar" id="sidebar">
<header class="site-header" id="masthead" role="banner">
<div class="site-branding">
<p class="site-title"><a href="#" rel="home">{{ keyword }}</a></p>
<button class="secondary-toggle">Menu and widgets</button>
</div>
</header>
<div class="secondary" id="secondary">
<div class="widget-area" id="widget-area" role="complementary">
<aside class="widget widget_search" id="search-2"><form action="#" class="search-form" method="get" role="search">
<label>
<span class="screen-reader-text">Search for:</span>
<input class="search-field" name="s" placeholder="Search " type="search" value=""/>
</label>
<input class="search-submit screen-reader-text" type="submit" value="Search"/>
</form></aside>
<aside class="widget widget_categories" id="categories-2"><h2 class="widget-title">Categories</h2> <ul>
<li class="cat-item cat-item-1"><a href="#">Uncategorized</a>
</li>
</ul>
</aside> </div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="site-content" id="content">

{{ text }}

	</div>
<footer class="site-footer" id="colophon" role="contentinfo">
</footer>
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